Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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