When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I am a mime

No

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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