- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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