- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

You know what's funny? A well told joke

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??