- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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