Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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