one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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