Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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