Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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