- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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