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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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