Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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quantum physics?

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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