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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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