Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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