whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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