Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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PENIS lol

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Anti Joke

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