When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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im gay

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What's half of 8? o

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Bitch

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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