wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

You know what's funny? Rape

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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