- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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