Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

womens rights.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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