Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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