- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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