You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

I asked her where you were.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Poop...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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