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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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