- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Is maynaise an instrument?

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Good job, son.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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