- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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