- Anti Joke

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs