- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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