- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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