A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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