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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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