- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

I? Everett

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

bite me

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

The chickens have become self-aware!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?