- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

YOU

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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