- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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