- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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