- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

i dont fisish anythi

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

You had better thumbs up this post.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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