- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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