Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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dat shoe shine tho

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

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