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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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