- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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