- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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