- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

69.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Gay rights.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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