- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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