My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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