Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why? Because.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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