What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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