What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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