How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Click here to end the world.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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