This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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stinky boner

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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