- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Who wants water? I do.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

aodhan hearty

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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