- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Charlie Sheen

why does the man appear fat he is

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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