- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Chuck Norris.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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