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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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