- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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