It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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