- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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