Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

knock,knock you suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...