What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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