What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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David Cameron

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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No

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Guest what in the butt

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Women's professional sports

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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