- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Anyone can post anything.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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