- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

so...um, yeah

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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