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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Fat? Jesse Z

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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