- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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