What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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kathryn atkins

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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