what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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