a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

9/11 my birthday

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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