- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Stop. Seriously stop.

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