Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Jesus Christ

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Anti Joke

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