antonio has a penis head.lol

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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