I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

a irish man walks past a bar

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the man say to his doctor?

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Racial Equality

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

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