Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Anti Joke

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