What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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