Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Yellow People !!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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