Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A guy walks into a bar

one stop shop

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Wait! hundred billions!

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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