- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A man did not like this site

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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