- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Yanter, Look it up

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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