- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do we call Osama? Osama

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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