- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

a irish man walks past a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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