why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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