did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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