- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dancer walks into a barre

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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