How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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