2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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