- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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