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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Potassium? K.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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