- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

I think everybody should have a penis.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is 9+10? 19

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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