- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

If life gives you lemonade.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

If life gives you lemonade.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

21

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

If life gives you lemonade.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.