How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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