Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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