- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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