- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

My children are mistakes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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