- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

nothing

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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