What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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