- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road...

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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