- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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