Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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