- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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