- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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