- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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