- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What is 9+10? 19

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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