- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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