whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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