A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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