- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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