How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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