What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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