- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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